Nero Fiddled While Rome Burned

On Saturday afternoon, I decided I felt more like writing (this) while having a coffee in town (apparently the average noise level in a coffee shop is quite inducive to writing), rather than at home, so after wandering around a bit (I had to finish the album I was listening to, of course), I settled on a branch of Caffè Nero.

While queuing, I began thinking about the fact that I’m going to visit Rome next month. I’d always assumed the chain was named after the Roman emperor Nero, and considered that even though they seemed to use a lot of Ancient-Roman style design in their décor, the coffee shop probably doesn’t offer an authentic Ancient-Roman experience. And then I got to thinking about the famous myth that Nero sang and played the fiddle while the Great Fire of Rome raged around him (he probably didn’t: it’s more than likely propoganda spread by the Flavian dynasty that succeeded him).

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Mundane

It’s hardly complimentary to refer to something as mundane.

Yet if I referred to someone as worldly, that would be a compliment. Which is odd, because mundane and worldly basically mean the same thing.

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Secretary

What are the first six letters of the word secretary?

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Gravity

I was thinking about this word, and the related word grave, this morning. Like contract, it’s a curiously multi-purpose word.

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Anglish-Language Thoughts

No, not English. Anglish.

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Why Can’t You Split an Infinitive?

Well, you can actually. You don’t always have to, but there’s no rule saying you can’t. But what exactly is an infinitive, and what does it mean to split one?

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Don’t be so Patronizing!

I really feel like people should say this to me more often, because I do like to explain things, and that can come across as very patronizing! The curious thing about the verb to patronize by the way, is that, like many English words, it can have more than one meaning.

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