A Lot or Alot?

A lot.

It’s two words. This one’s easy.

But of course, a lot of people make the mistake of writing alot instead of a lot. And I’m curious as to why. Continue reading

Socket to Me

1. “There’s a plug under your table. Yeah, just there, yeah!”

2. “Sorry, is there a plug beside you there?”

    “Yeah.”

I heard both of these utterances at the weekend: the first in a pub on Saturday, and the second on a bus on Sunday. Nothing strange about that, except for one thing: in both cases the people were lying!!! Continue reading

Do Re Mi Fa Sol La Ti Do

Do Ti La Sol Fa Mi Re Do!

Beautifully done! (and yes, it is Sol, not So!)

Even if you haven’t seen The Sound of Music, you’re probably quite familiar with this little method of assigning syllables to the seven major musical notes.

It’s known as solfège, and is used to help a musician distinguish between different pitches of notes. It’s not something I’d ever given much thought about until one day, likely while I was living in Belgium, I saw The Sound of Music dubbed into FrenchContinue reading

You, of All People

Oh, hi there.

It’s been a while, I know. I’ve been busy, and I think I wanted a little break from writing.

But then an idea comes, and here we are! Continue reading

Good Night

Hi. Hello. How are you?

All perfectly good ways to greet someone. As are…

Good morning. Good afternoon. Good evening. And good ni…

Oh wait. No.

Good morning, afternoon, and evening all mean hello, but good night only means goodbye. Why is that? Continue reading

Mancino

Yesterday, I learned that I’m mancino. I’d actually already known that for a long time. Just not in Italian. For mancino, you see, is the Italian for left-handed. Continue reading

Sawhorse

I passed a sawhorse on my run this evening. And of course I thought: why is it called a sawhorse?

And yes, I know you might be thinking What’s a sawhorse?, so let me show you: Continue reading